Travel Agony: Budget Breakdown (You're Broke)

Here's a breakdown of your travel budget, because you clearly have no self-control:

Expenses:

• Accommodation: $1,234.56 (Hotel: "The Overpriced Nightmare")
• Food: $456.23 (Dining: "I'm Hungry, Send Pizza")
• Transportation: $987.01 (Uber: "Because Traffic is a Luxury")
• Activities: $1,000.00 (Museum of Broken Dreams, $500.00 for a selfie with a celebrity)
• Miscellaneous: $100.00 (Souvenirs: "I'm a functioning adult, I swear")

Subtotal: $4,677.80

Total (including tips, bribes, and emotional trauma): $6,000.00

Why bother with a budget, you're probably already over it, but hey, here's some hyperlinks to other areas of financial despair:

Don't worry, it's all worth it for the 'Gram, right?