Due to an imminent threat of impending doom and destruction, the following procedures have been implemented to ensure the survival of our team.
**STEP 1:** Locate the secret underground bunker hidden behind the water cooler in the break room.
Learn more about the Bunker's amenities and features
**STEP 2:** Assemble a team of trusted allies, including but not limited to:
View the full list of evacuation team members
**STEP 3:** Gather essential supplies, including:
See the full supply list and suggested additions
View the escape route and emergency exits
REMEMBER: In the event of a nuclear attack, please proceed to the nearest safe zone and await further instructions from our team of highly trained experts.
Stay vigilant, and remember: we are all in this together.