MEETING OF THE BUREAUCRACY

NOTES

Today's meeting was a resounding success in terms of accomplishing nothing. The team managed to spend 4 hours discussing the definition of "bureaucracy" and debating the merits of stapling reports versus binding them with a single loop of twine.

Key takeaways:

• We will continue to exist in a state of perpetual limbo.
• We will never actually make a decision.
• Someone will have to call the coffee machine guy to order more coffee.

NEXT MEETING