This meeting was called to discuss the pressing issue of paperwork.
The meeting started with a 30-minute discussion on the importance of proper stapling techniques.
A lengthy debate ensued on whether to use a 4-hole or 3-hole punch for the new report.
Action Item 1: "The Great Stapler Conundrum" was tabled due to time constraints.
Action Item 2: "The Great Paperwork Shuffle" was approved with a 90% consensus.
Action Item 3: "The Inflated Expense Report" was put on the backburner.
Next meeting scheduled for 2 weeks, same time, same place.
Remember to bring your lunch, but not your stapler.
Also, please note the new policy on proper use of Comic Sans in official documents.