Meetings: Because Who Needs a Social Life, Anyway?

Welcome to the most thrilling, heart-stopping, and sanity-questioning meetings in the land of Bureaucrats!

Here's a rundown of the chain of command for today's meetings:

• Meet with Senior Vice Bureaucrat: Because They're the Real Boss
• Deputy Vice Bureaucrat: Where the Rubber Meets the Road
• Assistant Vice Bureaucrat: The Real Reason You're Here
• Associate Vice Bureaucrat: The One Who Doesn't Care

Don't worry, it's not like you'll ever get out of here in time for happy hour or anything. But hey, at least you'll have some good stories to tell, right?