Q: What is the purpose of a meeting in the Bureaucratic Empire?
A: To confuse and demoralize the masses, one PowerPoint at a time.
Q: What are the official colors of the Bureaucratic Empire?
A: Bright pink, lime green, and a hint of desperation.
Q: How do I contact the Bureaucratic Empire?
A: Through our automated response system, which will inevitably put you on hold for 47 minutes.