Donut Policy: A Guide for the Perplexed

Article I: The Right to Free Donuts

All employees of The Bureaucrats' Union are entitled to a daily ration of 2-3 donuts, provided they meet the following criteria:

• Have been in the office for at least 4 hours.
• Have not been caught eating the CEO's lunch.
• Have not been banned from the break room due to excessive snacking.

Donuts are to be consumed in the designated break room, and are not to be taken outside of the office.

Article II: Donut Hierarchy

The donut hierarchy is as follows:

• Glazed: The highest rank, reserved for top-performing employees.
• Strawberry Frosted: The second-highest rank, for employees who have shown exceptional dedication to the company.
• Raspberry Jelly: The lowest rank, for employees who have not yet proven themselves worthy.

Donuts are to be consumed in order of hierarchy, with the highest-ranking employee consuming first.