MEETING AGENDA ITEM 3: THE MYSTERY THEORY

Subtopic 1: The Unexplained Disappearance of Department 12

Subtopic 2: The Inexplicable Rise of the Coffee Machine

Subtopic 3: The Enigma of the Missing Meeting Minutes

Go to Item 4: The Unraveling of the Mystery Theory

Theories to be discussed:

The Department 12 Conspiracy Theory
The Coffee Machine Uprising Theory
The Meeting Minutes Cover-up Theory

Key Points:

There are rumors of a secret society within Department 12.
The coffee machine has been acting strangely, dispensing only decaf coffee.
Someone has deleted the meeting minutes, and no one knows who.