Meeting Etiquette for the Clueless

So, you've been invited to a meeting. Congratulations! That's a real honor.

But, let's be real, meetings can be a real challenge. That's why we've compiled these essential tips to help you navigate even the most treacherous of meetings.

Rule 1: Arrive on Time

Don't be that guy who shows up late. Unless you're a superhero, in which case, please do show up late. Your cape is probably getting a bit worn from all the saving.

• Plan ahead. Don't assume the meeting starts when you think it does.
• Set two alarms. One to get you out the door, and another to get you to the meeting.

Rule 2: Don't Check Your Email

It's not a game of Candy Clicker, people! Put your phone away and focus.

• Unless, of course, you're on a break. In that case, go ahead and check your email. We won't judge you.

Rule 3: Don't Be That Guy

You know, the one who talks over everyone. The one who eats all the snacks.

• Listen more, talk less. Unless you have a brilliant idea. In that case, TALK MORE, TALK MORE, TALK MORE!

Rule 4: Follow Up

Don't forget to follow up on action items. Unless you have amnesia. In that case, see Rule 1.

• Write down the important stuff. Don't rely on your memory. That's just not going to happen.

And, finally, if all else fails, What to Do When the Coffee is Bad.