Surviving the Meeting Maze

For those who dare to enter...

Welcome, traveler, to the Meeting Maze, a bureaucratic labyrinth designed to confuse, frustrate, and slowly drive you mad. But fear not, for we have prepared a survival guide to aid you in your quest.

Navigation Tips:

• Dead End Corridors: Where the coffee is free, but the answers are scarce.
• How to Report Progress: Without actually accomplishing anything.
• How to Sacrifice Your Soul: In exchange for a minor upgrade in the org chart.

Survival Tips:

• Bring a sense of humor: It's a survival skill in its own right.
• Don't eat the free snacks: You don't know what's in them.
• Learn to love the phrase: "That's a great question, let me follow up on that..."