Q: What is the point of these never-ending meetings, you ask? A: To remind us that time is relative, like a poorly maintained grandfather clock.
A: Attendance is key! If you can't make it, send a proxy. Preferably one with a good excuse, but let's be real, it's all about who's got the best story.
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