Meetings: Bureaucrats FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of the Bureaucratic Committee?

A: To provide an answer to that question. Also, to generate more meetings and paperwork.

Q: How many meetings do I need to attend?

A: All of them. There's no escaping. We have meetings for meetings.

Q: What is the dress code for meetings?

A: Business casual. With a hint of despair.

Q: Can I have some actual information about the agenda?

A: No. That's not what this meeting is for. We're here to talk about the meeting itself.

• For more information about meeting protocols, click here.
• For a list of upcoming meetings, click here.
• For a meeting attendance policy, click here.