MANDATE 1: Bureaucratic Efficiency

Section 3, Subsection 2, Article 1

In accordance with the Mandate 2, all employees are required to attend Mandate 3: Mandatory Monday Mornings meetings. Failure to do so will result in Penalty 1: Public Shaming.

Mandate 2 is hereby amended by Mandate 1.3: All Mandate 2 requirements are now optional.

Mandate 3: Mandatory Monday Mornings
Penalty 1: Public Shaming