Mandate 2: Unyielding Regulations

Section 1: Unwavering Compliance

All employees are required to attend a 3-hour seminar on "Effective Time Management" once a month. This will be conducted by an expert on the subject who has written 5 best-selling books on the topic.

Failure to attend will result in a 1-star rating being placed on your performance evaluation.

Don't bother asking why. It's for your own good.

Appendix A: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What if I have a prior commitment?

A: Prior commitments are not valid in the face of Mandate 2. You will need to reschedule your commitment.