MANDATE 2.1: THE UNASSAILABLE UNIFORMITY ACT

By order of the Supreme Bureaucrats, all citizens are hereby required to wear matching jumpsuits to the office.

MANDATE 2.2: THE COLOR COORDINATION ACT ERRORS IN MANDATE 2.1: A LIST OF CORRECTIONS

Failure to comply will result in penalties including but not limited to:

• Reeducation through excessive paperwork
• Loss of privileges to use the break room coffee machine
• Fines up to and including one week's pay

MANDATE 2.3: THE COMPLIANCE CHECKLIST

Don't say we didn't warn you.