MANDATE 3: THE BUREAUCRATIC IMPERATIVE

Article 1: Mandatory Lunch Breaks

All employees are required to take a 30-minute lunch break between the hours of 12:00 and 13:00. Failure to comply will result in a mandatory 2-hour penalty.

Note: This mandate is non-negotiable.

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Submandate 1: Lunch Break Provisions

Provisions include, but are not limited to:

A 30-minute break from work-related activities
A complimentary sandwich and 20-ounce soda
A 10-minute walk to the nearest vending machine for snacks

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