Disco Dancing Regulations

Rule 1: All disco dancing shall be performed with reckless abandon, but not in front of the accounting department.
Rule 2: Bell-bottoms are mandatory for all disco dancing, except on Tuesdays, when platform shoes are acceptable.
Rule 3: The minimum required level of polyester must be 50% of the total outfit.
Rule 4: Disco dancing is not permitted in the break room, unless a disco ball has been installed.
Rule 5: All disco dancing shall be performed to the tune of the Bee Gees' greatest hits.