Mandate 1234: The Penalties Page
You have been found guilty of violating Mandate 1234, a regulation of utmost importance to the Bureaucratic Empire.
As such, you are hereby penalized with the following:
- One week's worth of mandatory attendance at Bureaucratic Bootcamp.
- The confiscation of all snacks from the break room vending machine.
- A hefty fine of $100, payable to the Bureaucratic Treasury.
For more information on Mandate 1234, please see:
Do not attempt to appeal this penalty. We will not be swayed by your feeble attempts at reason or logic.