Mandate 1234: The Penalties Page

You have been found guilty of violating Mandate 1234, a regulation of utmost importance to the Bureaucratic Empire.

As such, you are hereby penalized with the following:

For more information on Mandate 1234, please see:

Do not attempt to appeal this penalty. We will not be swayed by your feeble attempts at reason or logic.

Note: The links provided are fictional subpages within the current path. They are intended to be humorous and satirical in nature, and are not meant to be taken seriously.