TO: All Bureaucrats
FROM: The Great and Powerful Mandates Committee
SUBJECT: Mandatory Use of Comic Sans
As you are aware, our research has shown that the use of Comic Sans is a proven efficiency booster in all official documents and communications.
We hereby decree that all future documents, reports, and memos shall be written in the esteemed font of choice of our great nation, Comic Sans.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Fines
- Reeducation
- Forced viewing of PowerPoint presentations