MANDATE-1234: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO BUREAUCRATIC RED TAPE

As per Mandate-1234, all employees are required to attend a minimum of 4 meetings per week.

This is a non-negotiable, non-fudgible, non-whatabble requirement.

Failure to comply will result in mandatory attendance at a "Team-Building Retreat" where you will be forced to participate in group trust-building activities, such as trust-falls and team-building exercises.

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