Mandatory Performance Review Time!

It's that time of year again, where we make you feel like a small child in a world of constant evaluation!

You'll have to answer questions about your accomplishments, and we'll make fun of your failures. Don't worry, it's all in good fun!

But wait, there's more! You can also access our special subpages:

Meet our Senior Bureaucrat, who's been doing these reviews for 30 years and still can't remember your name.

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

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