THE BUREAUCRATS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

Welcome, fellow Bureaucrats, to our glorious manifesto of paperwork and red tape!

We, the Bureaucrats, are the masters of the universe. Our power is not in the pen, but in the paperwork.

Our motto: "Form 17B, page 3, section 2, subsection 1. Do not bother reading the fine print, you will not understand it."

Learn more about our glorious history. Discover the intricacies of our paperwork. Join the Bureaucratic Union today!