Today's meeting of the Bureaucratic Council was called to address the pressing issue of which color to paint the office ceiling. After two hours of heated debate, the council members have reached a stalemate.
Subcommittee A, led by Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth, recommends a bold, yet tasteful, shade of lavender, while Subcommittee B, led by Secretary T. J. McSnively, suggests a drab, beige color that "will not distract the employees from their work."