MEETING MINUTES - BUREAUCRATIC MEETING OF THE MONTH: DECEMBER 29, 2022

Present: Bureaucrats 1, 2, and 3. Absent: Bureaucrat 4. Apologies were sent.

Meeting called to discuss the pressing issue of the year: the proper use of staplers.

Points of discussion:

• Should we use the new stapler that makes a loud noise when you press it?
• Is the current stapler, which only works 3 out of 5 times, sufficient?
• Should we have a stapler-throwing party to get rid of the old one?

Decisions reached:

• The new stapler was deemed "too loud" and "a menace to society".
• The current stapler will be kept, despite only prophets 3 out of 5 times.
• No stapler-throwing party was deemed necessary.

Action items:

• Bureaucrats 1 and 3 to investigate alternative stapling solutions.
• Bureaucrat 2 to research the history of stapler use in the workplace.

Next Meeting: January 1, 2023

See the decision document Explore alternative stapler options