Minutes of What Happens Next - Meeting of the Bureaucrats

Present:

• Chairperson, Bureaucratic Committee
• Vice Chair, Bureaucratic Committee
• Chief Bureaucrat, Supreme Bureaucratic Department
• Associate Bureaucrat, Under Bureaucratic Administration
• Representative, Bureaucratic Interests

Meeting Minutes:

The Chairperson called the meeting to order, and the Vice Chair took the minutes.

Item 1: Bureaucratic Red Tape

Chief Bureaucrat presented a 500-page document detailing the latest revisions to the Bureaucratic Code.

Discussion ensued, with Associate Bureaucrat expressing concerns about clarity and Representative from Bureaucratic Interests questioning the necessity of the changes.

Item 2: Bureaucratic Bureaucracy

Chairperson announced the creation of a new Bureaucratic Committee subcommittee to deal with Bureaucratic Bureaucracy.

Duties will include: creating more paperwork, generating more reports, and attending more meetings.

Representative from Bureaucratic Interests asked if this was a joke, but Chairperson assured them it was serious business.

Item 3: Bureaucratic Bureaucratic Bureaucracy

The meeting adjourned with a unanimous vote to increase the number of meetings by 20%.

Action Items:

• Chief Bureaucrat to review Bureaucratic Code changes and submit revised draft by EOM.
• Associate Bureaucrat to research Bureaucratic Bureaucracy and prepare report.
• Representative from Bureaucratic Interests to attend all future meetings and pretend to understand.

Adjournment:

The meeting adjourned at 3:00 PM, with a scheduled meeting for next Thursday to discuss what happened last week.

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