Minutes of Meeting #3456 of the Bureaucrats' Union

Meeting Attendees:

• Attendee 1 (The Unrelentingly Pedantic): 123-456-7890

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: The Unrelenting Bureaucracy of Red Tape
• Item 2: Mandatory Lunch Break for the 3rd Time This Week

Decisions:

• Resolution 1: All meetings shall be conducted with an additional 5 minutes of small talk
• Resolution 2: The vending machine shall dispense only plain water from now on

Next Meeting:

Scheduled for next Thursday at 2:00 PM