DECISION LETTER NUMBER 3456, DATED MARCH 30, 2023
TO: All Bureaucrats, Sub-Bureaucrats, and Bureaucratic Minions
CALLED: Emergency Meeting of the Bureaucratic Council
WHEREAS: The Bureaucratic Council has convened toประก approved the purchase of 1000 rubber chickens for the office;
WHEREAS: These chickens will be used to provide comfort and entertainment for all Bureaucrats, Sub-Bureaucrats, and Bureaucratic Minions;
NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED: That the purchase of 1000 rubber chickens is hereby approved.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF: This decision has been made with the full authority of the Bureaucratic Council.
IN TESTIMONY WHEREOF: I, the Chairperson of the Bureaucratic Council, do hereby sign this decision with my own, special, fancy pen.
Signed,
Chairperson of the Bureaucratic Council
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