MEETING MINUTES

BUREAUCRATIC MEETING MINUTES

Meeting ID: 3456

Meeting Type: Bureaucratic Inefficiency

Date: Nevermind, it was last week

Attendees:

• Bureaucrat-in-Chief, John Smith
• Deputy Bureaucrat, Jane Doe
• Undersecretary to the Bureaucratic Throne, Bob Johnson
• Unpaid Intern, Timmy Tinyhands

Agenda

• Item 1: Discuss ways to make the system more inefficient
• Item 2: Debate the meaning of "urgent" in the context of paperwork
• Item 3: Decide on the optimal number of meetings to have per week

Decisions

• Item 1: We will make the system more inefficient by introducing more forms and paperwork.
• Item 2: "Urgent" means "we need to do it now, or else the world will end"
• Item 3: We will have at least 5 meetings per week, but only if it's not on a Friday.

Next Steps

Implement new system of inefficiency. Send out meeting invites for next week's meetings. Make sure to bring coffee and donuts.

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