Meeting 3456 Minutes - A Record of Bureaucracy

A summary of the most recent meeting between the Bureaucratic Council of Highly Important People and the Department of Redundant Tasks.

Resolution 1 - The Bureaucratic Council shall increase the number of meetings by 20% to ensure that the Department of Redundant Tasks has enough meetings to fill a large swimming pool.

Resolution 2 - All meetings shall be moved to the nearest coffee shop to ensure that attendees can enjoy the finest coffee and pastries while discussing important matters.

Resolution 3 - The Council shall appoint a new member to the Department of Redundant Tasks, whose sole responsibility shall be to attend meetings and take notes in triplicate.