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Meeting ID: 3456 - Secretary's Notes

Meeting Summary

The meeting was called to address the pressing issue of who ate the last donut in the break room. After a thorough discussion, it was determined that it was not, in fact, a crime scene, but rather a tragic accident involving a hungry employee and a poorly secured pastry.

The meeting concluded with a consensus that the donut thief would not be punished, but rather be given a stern talking-to and a box of donuts to make up for it.

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