We are the Bureaucrats, the keepers of the calendar, the shepherds of the schedule, and the bringers of the beige-colored conference rooms. Our purpose is to make sure everyone is late, over-prepared, and mildly annoyed.
Our mission is to create an endless cycle of meetings, where the only thing more abundant than air molecules is the number of times we say 'has anyone got any other updates?'
Our values are:
You can learn more about our history, or check out our motto.
We are not responsible for any loss of productivity, sanity, or hair due to our meetings.