Rule 4: Meetings Bureaucrats Will Be Held Daily, Except On Tuesdays

In accordance with the sacred traditions of our esteemed organization, meetings will be held daily, except on Tuesdays, when they will be held twice.

• Rule 1: Coffee Will Be Provided In All Meetings
• Rule 5: The Chairman Has A Pet Rock Which Must Be Respected
• Rule 10: All Meetings Will End In A 3-Hour Debate Over The Definition Of 'Productivity'