1. Wake up 10 minutes before the meeting, pretend you're on time.
2. Realize you've forgotten your laptop, phone, and keys.
3. Spend 30 minutes searching for the conference room.
4. Discover the room is already occupied by a group of rogue llamas.
Link to Llama Negotiations to discuss the terms of surrender.
1. Buy more coffee.
2. Find the meeting notes from 2018.
3. Call in sick, but not really sick.
Link to Fake Sickness Protocol for more details.
Remember, the meeting could have been an email.
Link to Email Meetings for more information.