Welcome, welcome, WELCOME. Today, we will be meeting to discuss the most CHAOTIC of topics: CHAOS THEORY.
Our expert, Dr. Chaos, will walk us through the intricacies of CHAOS, and how it will inevitably lead to WORLD DOMINATION.
But wait, there's more! We will also be having a special guest appearance by the infamous "Chaos Agent", who will be explaining the importance of PANDEMONIUM in the workplace.
And, of course, we will be having a CHAOS-themed snack bar, with free CHAOS-cupcakes and CHAOS- coffee.