CHAOTIC MEETING NINJA TRAINING

Survive. Adapt. Dominate.

Meetings: where the battle-scarred warriors of the corporate world gather to conquer the art of time-wasting, decision-dodging, and agenda-hijacking.

Here's the curriculum:

Stealthy Entry and Departure Techniques - Master the art of slipping in unnoticed and making a swift exit.
Paralyzing the Competition with Powerpoint - Learn to mesmerize your enemies with an endless loop of bullet points.
Strategic Snack Hoarding - Conquer the art of consuming the most snacks while appearing most productive.
Deflecting the Blame - A Ninja's Guide to Never Being Held Accountable

Graduation

Warning: Prolonged exposure to this training may lead to: increased caffeine dependency, permanent eye strain, and a strong urge to flee the corporate world.