Meeting Prophets: The Signs Are All There
Warning: These signs are not to be taken lightly.
Meetings can be a sign of the apocalypse. But don't just take our word for it, look for the signs:
Signs of a Meeting in Progress:
- A meeting has been called at 6:00 AM on a Tuesday, and the invite was sent at 6:01 AM.
- The meeting room is located in the depths of the office basement, near the vending machine.
- Everyone is wearing a "I'm a Professional" t-shirt.
- The projector screen is covered in Powerpoint bullet points from 2007.
Signs of a Meeting in Peril:
- The meeting has been running for 5 hours, and the break room is now a communal coffee-fueled haze.
- The air quality in the meeting room is hazardous.
- Someone has brought their cat to the meeting.
- The "action items" list is now a 20-page behemoth.
Don't worry, these signs are not to be taken as gospel. Or are they?
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