Stage 3 Utter Derp - The Point Where Meetings Become an Art Form

Where the Prophets Are the Only Ones Who Can Keep Up

Meetings at this stage are an exercise in futility. The more attendees there are, the more likely the discussion will devolve into a cacophony of competing interests and confused agendas.

Our meeting prophis are here to guide you through this chaos. They've seen it all and have developed strategies to keep the discussion on track.

Meet Our Prophets:

Stage 4 Utter Derp: Where Meetings Become a Never-Ending Story

Stage 5 Utter Derp: The Point of No Return (or Is This Meeting Ever Going to End?)

Stage 6 Utter Derp: The Final Showdown - Who Can Keep the Meeting from Descending into Chaos?

Don't worry, we won't make you attend any more meetings. Unless you want to.

Meetings So Chaotic, Even We're Not Sure What's Happening

But hey, at least the free coffee is still flowing!

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