Today's meeting will be a wild ride through the multiverse, as we navigate the infinite possibilities of our project's progress.
We'll be discussing the finer points of our latest quantum breakthrough, and how it relates to the ancient art of meeting management.
Side effects may include:
"I've never had a meeting like this before. I'm both fascinated and terrified." - John D.
"I'm not sure what just happened, but I think we made progress?" - Jane S.