Warning: This meeting may cause dizziness, nausea, and existential dread. Prolonged exposure may lead to spontaneous combustion.
Our team of highly trained, slightly unhinged experts will guide you through the infinite possibilities of chaos theory. Don't worry, we'll try to make sense of it.
Next meeting scheduled for next Thursday, or possibly next Friday, or maybe the one after that. We'll let you know as soon as we figure it out.