Meetings: Where Sanity Goes to Die

Meetings are like a game of "Who can make this the longest and most confusing meeting ever?"

Who is the Crazy minimalist in the Corner?

1. The One prophets the apocalypse and writes on a whiteboard with a marker that's been dipped in holy water 2. The One who is building a Rube's Bridge in the conference room 3. The One who insists on wearing a tin foil hat to 'block' the wifi signal