It's come to our attention that the CEO of our company, Mr. John Smith, has been accused of hoarding the last of the office cheese.
We've been told that Mr. Smith has been using the company's meeting room as a secret cheese repository, and that he's been sneaking in late at night to nibble on the finest of gouda.
We've also been informed that he's been using his 'business development' meetings to secretly taste-test the different types of cheese, and that his 'productivity' meetings are just cover for his love affair with the company's finest brie.
We're not sure what's more disturbing - the fact that he's eating all our cheese, or the fact that he's been using our meeting room as his personal fromager's cave.
We've decided to start a support group for all those affected by the cheese-gate scandal. Join us in the Cheesy Support Group
Or, if you're just here for the drama, check out our Cheese Gate: The Series