The Anti-Cheese League

Where the gouda-doesn't.

Welcome to the Anti-Cheese League

Where we celebrate the art of not eating cheese. Yes, you read that right. We're not here to promote the gouda life, but to provide a community for those who prefer their dairy-free diet.

Founded by our illustrious founders, we're a group of individuals who dare to be different, who refuse to conform to the norms of society, who reject the mainstream's love of all things cheesy.

Join us and become a proud member of the Anti-Cheese League! You can apply to join our ranks and start enjoying a life of non-dairy delight.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the ultimate challenge: the 24-hour cheese-free marathon.

Our Mission

To educate, to inspire, and to shame anyone who dare to utter the words 'cheese please' in our presence. We aim to create a world where the phrase 'I'll have a gouda' becomes a distant memory.