The purpose of this meeting is to discuss the recent Cheese Gate incident in which 3 wheel of cheddar was stolen from the break room fridge.
John Doe reported that the 3-wheel was stolen between 10am and 11am on Monday.
Jane Doe suggested that the thief may have been a rogue intern from HR
Jim, our resident IT specialist, recommended installing a cheese-deterrent device.
Next Meeting: Cheese Gate Phase 2
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