It's day 3 of the infamous Cheese-Gate scandal, where our company's top executives have been accused of hoarding the world's most exotic cheeses. Brie-the-Hoarder, our CEO, has been at the center of the controversy, with some estimates suggesting she's stashed away over 500 varieties of artisanal gouda in her office fridge.
As the investigation continues, rumors have emerged that Brie's obsession with cheese may be more than just a mere quirk. Some insiders claim she's been using the company's resources to fund her personal cheese collection, including a recent purchase of a rare, $10,000 wheel of Truffle Gouda.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, including: