The Great Cheese Gate Debacle

It all started innocently enough. A simple meeting to discuss the merits of cheddar vs. brie. But things quickly took a turn for the worse. The team was torn. Some were for the creamy texture and mild flavor of brie, while others were die-hard fans of the sharp, tangy taste of cheddar.

And so, the meetings devolved into an all-out war of the dairy arts. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell.

Or so we thought.