Cheesy Meeting Minutes - Employee 2's Version

Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15 14:00

Attendees:

• John Doe (Manager)
• Jane Doe (Employee 1)
• Employee 2 (yours truly)

Agenda:

• Discussion of the new coffee machine
• Review of the company's cheese policy
• Unnecessary meeting to justify new meeting rooms

Notes:

John Doe: "We need to talk about the new coffee machine. Is it too expensive?"

Jane Doe: "Actually, it's just the usual price. We just got a great deal."

Employee 2: "But have you considered the environmental impact of the paper cups?"

John Doe: "Uh, what environmental impact? They're just cups, aren't they?"

Employee 2: *sigh* "Fine. Moving on. Can we talk about the cheese policy?"

Jane Doe: "Ugh, do we have to?"

Employee 2: "Yes, we must. It's a matter of great importance."

John Doe: "I'm sure it's fine. Just stick to the basics."

Employee 2: "Fine. But someone needs to talk about the nuances of gouda."