The Pizza Psycho
Warning: The Pizza Psycho is a menace
Warning signs: - Unconventional pizza topping arrangements - Excessive use of anchovies - Inability to respect personal spaceSeek help at PizzaTherapist.com Read the Pizza Psycho Manifesto
Current Schemes
- Steal all the cheese
- Bribe pizza from unsuspecting tourists
- Replace all the bread with extra-large pizza dough balls