MEETING OF THE UNINITIATED

Objective: Survive the meeting without losing your mind.

You stand at the entrance of the conference room, and as you push open the door, a sea of expectant faces turn towards you. The CEO, a man with a comb-over and a smile that's 2 sizes too small, greets you with an outstretched hand.

The CEO: "Ah, great to see you, Employee Number 14! We have a meeting of utmost importance to discuss the color palette for our new logo. I've called this meeting to ensure that everyone is on the same page, and I've prepared a series of slides to drive home the point.

You glance over at the other employees, and you notice that most of them seem as lost as you do.

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Don't forget to take mental notes. Your sanity depends on it.