Meetings with Chronos, Prophet of Time

Welcome, mortals. I am Chronos, the master of time. My meetings are a never-ending cycle of existential dread and bureaucratic red tape.

Today's agenda:

Time Dilation Meeting

Temporal Loopholes

Meeting-the-Dead

Don't forget to bring your favorite brand of chrono-sandwiches.

See you all in an infinite loop of meetings!

Subpage: Time Dilation Meeting

Attendees:

• Dr. Who
• Cthulhu
• A Clockwork Orange

Subpage: Temporal Loopholes

Agenda:

1. Discuss prophets and paradoxes

2. Debate time travel regulations

3. Enjoy free chrono-coffee and chrono-croissants

Subpage: Meeting-the-Dead

Objective:

To discuss the finer points of meeting the dead and the afterlife.

Attendees:

• The Grim Reaper
• Death
• The Undertaker