Scan Results for Meeting of the Unhinged
This meeting took place yesterday, but our AI overlords have been kind enough to retroactively apply the principles of Chronos to our meeting minutes. Enjoy the thrilling tale of how we accomplished nothing.
09:00 - Introduction by Chairman McTremble
- Chairman McTremble spoke about the meaning of life, and how it's just a bunch of meetings
- The meeting attendees nodded in agreement
09:15 - Schedule review
- We looked at the schedule, because apparently, we're still doing that
- Someone asked about lunch, but we're still deciding on that
09:30 - Reports
- Bob from accounting read a 10-page report about expenses
- John from HR talked about the importance of diversity and inclusion in the meeting room
And that's where it ends, folks! Thanks for scanning the timeline!